Thursday, July 17, 2008
Of course there will be cowboys in the future. We still have tons of em today. Based on my own statistical analysis, most cowboys today don't ride horses, they ride really big trucks. They still wear tight pants and a cowboy hat. Tight pants because Those old trucks with big lifts and bad shocks get bumpy off roads. They wear the hat because it looks cool. I'll admit it, I want to wear a cowboy hat. If I did I would wear it a bit sideways like John Wayne. And John Wayne was a real man; he just slapped girls around and kissed them whenever he wanted and they still liked him. Man, I wish it was like that today. But times have changed. Women used to want a guy that was strong and new how to sling a gun to protect her honor. Nowadays they just sling lawyers at you. Tough cowboys are not needed anymore. So "where have all the cowboys gone"--Mexico I think.